Chemistry
Sir: how do you call a saturated hydrocarbon having a 5 carbon atoms?
Class: Pentane!!
Sir: How about if 10 carbon atoms?
Class: Decane..
Sir: What if hundreds, thousands or millions?
Class: Ha sir? Over?!
Sir: INSANE..
(Sir, pleet!!!)
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Sir: Common or derive unit is still damn used today.
(wow sir, DAMN? level up!)
Filipino
Class: Maging mapagmasid maam.
Maam: Tama! Ano pa?
Dianne: Mapagmatyag maam.?!?
Class: haha.. matanglawin?
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Maam: Anong gagawin nyo upang maging bayani?
Nimitz: Gumawa po ng mabuti sa kapwa.
Maam: Okay, ano pa?
Shirly: Magpagawa po ng kalsada papunta sa simbahan.
Leo: Magpakamatay mam. Lahat ng bayani kasi nagpakamatay.
Dianne: Hindi naman lahat ng bayani kailangang magpakamatay. Kagaya ni Manny Pacquiao. He's a living hero.
Shirly: Si Hero Angeles din po, di ba?
Mamark: Ahh, kailangan mabutang ka sa Guiness.
Angelie: Maam, magapapakasal na lang ako kay Fernando Bayani. Magiging Angelie Bayani na ako, di ko na kailangang magpakamatay.hehe.
(napakabait na mga estudyante)
Trigonometry
Sir: Actually, naay nangahagbong.
Class: Ha sir?
Girls: Naai baje nahagbong sir?
Sir: Basta kasagaran laki.
Leo: Sir, naai half?
(Gays only admit their identity when they are shocked or they slipped they're tounges..For leo, he was busted with his own tounge.:p)
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