SPEAK OUT

we were born with tounges and voices..those are meant to be used and not to be hidden..feel free to express and dont be afraid of people's opinions..coz' in the end of the day, all that matters to them is themselves..



2/26/2011

Laugh at EEeeee....:)))

February 22, 2011

Chemistry

Sir: how do you call a saturated hydrocarbon having a 5 carbon atoms?
Class: Pentane!!
Sir: How about if 10 carbon atoms?
Class: Decane..
Sir: What if hundreds, thousands or millions?
Class: Ha sir? Over?!
Sir: INSANE..

(Sir, pleet!!!)
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Sir: Common or derive unit is still damn used today.
(wow sir, DAMN? level up!)

Filipino

Maam: Anong maari nyong gawin para makatulong sa ating gobyerno?
Class: Maging mapagmasid maam.
Maam: Tama! Ano pa?
Dianne: Mapagmatyag maam.?!?
Class: haha.. matanglawin?

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Maam: Anong gagawin nyo upang maging bayani?
Nimitz: Gumawa po ng mabuti sa kapwa.
Maam: Okay, ano pa?
Shirly: Magpagawa po ng kalsada papunta sa simbahan.
Leo: Magpakamatay mam. Lahat ng bayani kasi nagpakamatay.
Dianne: Hindi naman lahat ng bayani kailangang magpakamatay. Kagaya ni Manny Pacquiao. He's a living hero.
Shirly: Si Hero Angeles din po, di ba?
Mamark:  Ahh, kailangan mabutang ka sa Guiness.
Angelie: Maam, magapapakasal na lang ako kay Fernando Bayani. Magiging Angelie Bayani na ako, di ko na kailangang magpakamatay.hehe.

(napakabait na mga estudyante)

Trigonometry

Sir: Actually, naay nangahagbong.
Class: Ha sir?
Girls: Naai baje nahagbong sir?
Sir: Basta kasagaran laki.
Leo: Sir, naai half?

(Gays only admit their identity when they are shocked or they slipped they're tounges..For leo, he was busted with his own tounge.:p)

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